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It's easier with the lips slightly wet.

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[Inhales deeply] In through the nose...

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[Exhales deeply] Out through the mouth.

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Remember, each breath is
a bridge to another breath.

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- [Cell phone vibrates]
- Each breath is a bridge.

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All right, Duncan, I think
that's enough for today.

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[Cell phone vibrates]

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Duncan, listen to me.

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Yes, Miss Rutledge.

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Tomorrow's a really important day, okay?

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For both of us. Everyone's coming.

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Your grandmother is coming.

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So can you do me a
really big favor, please?

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Try and practice before bed...

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just a little.

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I will, certainly.

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Um, did your mom leave a check?

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Oh. Yeah.

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[Cell phone vibrates]

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- _
- _

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Ew.

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[Orchestral music]

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[applause]

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I hope I wasn't too fast for you.

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Oh, no, I thought you were
rather sluggish tonight.

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After you, maestro.

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- Beautiful, as always.
- Thank you. Thank you.

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- Thank you. Thank you.
- Thank you.

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Good luck. [Chuckles]

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Yeah.

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Thank you so much.

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Joshua Bell.

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Safe trip to Beijing tonight.

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Well...

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As most of you know,

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tonight's concert marks
the final performance

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that I shall give as the conductor

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of this very fine orchestra.

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- [Applause]
- Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Now, just because you won't see me here,

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it doesn't mean to say
that I won't be here.

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In fact, it's just the opposite.

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I have gratefully accepted
the newly minted role

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of executive musical director emeritus...

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- Whatever the hell that means.
- [Laughter]

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Before I do go, I would just like to say

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a heartfelt thanks to some

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very special people here tonight.

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They are my colleagues, my friends...

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my family.

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They are the men and
women of your symphony.

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Please.

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[Applause]

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And now will you please warmly welcome

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the woman behind the curtain,

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the board chairperson
herself, Mrs. Gloria Windsor?

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Thank you.

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[Applause]

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Good evening. Good evening.

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Thank you, Thomas, for everything.

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And so...

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as one movement ends, another must begin.

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[Epic classical music plays]

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It is my honor to introduce to you

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someone special.

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At 12 years old, he was the youngest person

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to ever win the Mahler
Award for young conductors.

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At 23, he conducted at La Scala.

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At 25, he lifted the Oslo symphony

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out of bankruptcy

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and placed them amongst the
finest on the world stage.

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He has been courted

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by Boston,

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Los Angeles, San Francisco, Munich,

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and we got him.

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Please join me in welcoming a man

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who need only be introduced
by his first name,

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your new conductor and musical director...

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- Ah!
- Rodrigo!

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[Mumbles]

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[Applause]

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Mwah.

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- I love you.
- [Laughs]

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I love you. I love you.

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[murmurs]

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[Laughter]

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Oh. [Laughing]

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[Thomas chuckles]

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Oh. Aw.

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I had to. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I love you.

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Does he also do children's parties?

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I think he's amazing.

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That was a great
performance tonight, maestro.

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Look, Gloria, I love you,

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but don't ever underestimate me.

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[Chuckles] Darling, I think
you go to the same hairdresser.

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[Chuckling]

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So I'm playing this
rich-bitch gig in Sag Harbor,

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and the hostess is
working my shaft, my balls,

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my shaft, my balls, and
I'm totally fucking hammered

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off of six glasses of Riesling,

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and then I pass out.

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- And then...
- Good night, boys.

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- Good night.
- Good night, Cynthia.

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And then chomp...

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Hey, sexy, you going downtown?

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Oh, I'm sorry, Cynthia. I'm going uptown.

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Shit. I got to be in Times
Square in ten minutes.

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Two-a-nights?

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Oh. Oh, I remember those days.

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Here, you take it.

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You're fantastic.

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Brroklyn, 48th.

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Well, Bruno, she played you beautifully.

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Ah...

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- Bellissima, eh?
- [Laughs]

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Thomas, darling,

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over here.

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- Have a good night.
- Yes.

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Good night, maestro.

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- Maestro.
- What? What's this?

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- The press release.
- Oh.

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They'll need a quote from you.

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 but somehow we missed out 


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 on the pot of gold 


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 but we'll try 


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 best that we can 


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 to carry on 


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[screaming] My eyes!

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 I thought that they were angels

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but to my surprise 


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 we climbed aboard their starship 


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 we headed for the skies 


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 singing come sail away 


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 come sail away 


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 come sail away with me, lads 


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 come sail away, come sail away 


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 come sail away with me 


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 come sail away, come sail away 


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 come sail away with me 


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 come sail away, come sail away 


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 come sail away with me 


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Cynthia, you're killing me.

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If it wasn't for this pretty young lady,

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tonight would've been a disaster.

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I owe you.

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- May I offer you a ride home?
- Easy, Bernard.

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- What's your name?
- I'm Hailey.

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- Hailey, you're coming with me.
- Okay.

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- Deborah...
- You're welcome.

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For what?

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Keeping Bernard out of your pants.

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I thought I knew every oboist in town.

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- I'm Cynthia.
- Cynthia Taylor, I know.

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You're second cello in
the New York symphony.

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It's a real honor.

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You drink, I hope.

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- [Cork pops]
- To Rodrigo!

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All: Rodrigo!

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I just love these ideas.

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They're so fresh, so innovative.

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I can see.

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Thomas, I'm so glad you came.

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- Can we get a glass of champagne?
- It won't be necessary.

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I won't be staying that
long. [Snaps fingers]

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[Paper rustles]

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Is this a joke?

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[Snaps fingers]

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"Under the guidance of our new conductor,

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Rodrigo Desousa,

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our coming season will feature
some surprising highlights,

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such as turning off the house lights

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and playing selected pieces
in complete darkness. "

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We hired Rodrigo to bring new ideas,

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a youthful point of view.

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You were in on the decision.

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You continue to be in on every
decision that we make here.

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What next?

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"Bring a pet to the symphony" day?

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Our subscribers, they're
not gonna stand for...

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Oh, put that champagne
down, Sergeant Pepper.

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Champagne is for celebrating,

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and I don't consider the erosion

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of a magnificent institution like this...

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Stop being so dramatic.

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I'm gonna go.

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Thank you, Gloria. Thank you.

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It's been lovely. Maestro, court, grazie.

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Grazie.

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Haven't you got anything
to say for yourself?

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In English, preferably.

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Emily Wu, the first violin,

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she played sharp 17 times
in the first movement alone.

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And then the horns came a bar late,

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which completely threw off the clarinet,

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and we weren't able to perceive

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Tchaikovsky's desired dynamic
shift from bars 27 to 34.

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And Bruno, Bruno Cassel,

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the bass player...

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He's old.

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He can barely hold his bow.

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I don't know who you were torturing more...

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me or him.

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You prick.

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Changes will be made.

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And, maestro, I hope I don't disappoint you

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or the values of this great institution.

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Hailey Rutledge, oboist.

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Yeah, that's my parents' idea
of a Christmas present, so...

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[Laughs] I like the drawing.

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So I have on the rocks for you.

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- Oh, thank you.
- And a neat for you.

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And actually, um, this
round's gonna be on me.

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- Oh, thank you.
- Yeah, of course. My pleasure.

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Thanks.

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Cute ass, right?

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[Chuckles] Totally.

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[Chuckles] I bet he's a dancer.

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- They're the best.
- The best?

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Anecdotal evidence and my
personal scientific research

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suggest there's a direct
correlation between

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what a man does fora
living and the way he fucks.

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Mm.

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Violinists, for example...

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Yeah, come on.

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They tend to come quickly.
It's all those arpeggios.

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[Moans]

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Percussionists pound you
like you're in a porno.

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[Loud slapping]

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Kind of fun for about ten minutes.

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- Good cardio, though.
- [Chuckles]

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What about them?

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Pianists... tricky.

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Typically they fall
into two general groups:

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jazz and classical.

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- I go for jazz.
- Why?

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Improvisation: they play off you.

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Also, they're into ensembles.

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- [Laughs]
- [Cell phone chimes]

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_

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What about, um, conductors?

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Too complicated.

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Hailey,

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oboists area rare commodity these days.

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Strings, on the other hand,

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we're like hyenas fighting
over the same dead animal.

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You're really good.

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Thank you.

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00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,712
Okay, so can I get you
anything else, ladies?

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- Your name.
- Excuse me?

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Your name, skinny jeans.

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[Chuckles] I'm Alex.

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You look like a dancer, Alex. Am I right?

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Yeah, I... I am, actually... ballet.

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I'm training at Juilliard.

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Alex, Hailey. Hailey, Alex.

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Hailey is an oboist from North Carolina.

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Alex is a ballet dancer here in New York.

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- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah, yeah, you too, Hailey.

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[Cell phone chimes]

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_

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Uh, listen, I better be going.

269
00:13:31,325 --> 00:13:34,039
Why don't you, uh, sit down
and the two of you chat awhile?

270
00:13:34,060 --> 00:13:36,034
Oh, well, actually, we could
probably share a cab, so...

271
00:13:36,054 --> 00:13:38,360
I'm not taking a cab, but I'll call you.

272
00:13:38,386 --> 00:13:40,039
- Let's stay in touch.
- Change or, uh... ?

273
00:13:40,099 --> 00:13:42,203
- Have a fantastic time.
- Oh, thank you.

274
00:13:42,236 --> 00:13:43,342
It's all good.

275
00:13:43,462 --> 00:13:46,064
Your friend's awesome. What
is it, like, an $40 tip?

276
00:13:46,184 --> 00:13:48,248
Yeah. [Chuckles]

277
00:13:50,890 --> 00:13:53,465
You don't actually have to
stay here and talk to me.

278
00:13:53,811 --> 00:13:55,917
Well, hey, you know, I'm
actually about to get off.

279
00:13:55,937 --> 00:13:57,924
Uh, a bunch of us are
probably gonna go out later.

280
00:13:57,948 --> 00:13:59,158
Want to come with?

281
00:13:59,159 --> 00:14:01,823
Oh, I'd love that. I just, um...

282
00:14:01,943 --> 00:14:04,419
I have to get up so early.

283
00:14:04,663 --> 00:14:05,691
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

284
00:14:05,701 --> 00:14:07,594
- [Chuckles]
- All right, well, um...

285
00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:08,969
That's cool. Enjoy your drink and...

286
00:14:08,989 --> 00:14:10,852
- Drinks.
- Drinks, plural.

287
00:14:10,972 --> 00:14:13,323
-
- Yeah. My loss.

288
00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:24,588
This is a $350,000 cello, you asshole.

289
00:14:24,598 --> 00:14:25,809
Get in.

290
00:14:25,809 --> 00:14:27,340
Don't treat me like a hooker.

291
00:14:27,356 --> 00:14:28,993
I shouldn't have taught you how to text.

292
00:14:29,017 --> 00:14:30,320
Pop it.

293
00:14:31,713 --> 00:14:34,668
Ah, my whole world is falling apart.

294
00:14:37,550 --> 00:14:39,684
He's good, isn't he?

295
00:14:41,687 --> 00:14:44,158
Oh, well, don't tell me
you wouldn't fuck him.

296
00:14:44,159 --> 00:14:47,285
Oh, please. Is this the
kind of night it's gonna be?

297
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:49,341
Let me out.

298
00:14:49,718 --> 00:14:52,567
Forget that. Keep going.

299
00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:55,716
If you have to ask the question,

300
00:14:55,723 --> 00:14:56,856
you already know the answer.

301
00:14:56,882 --> 00:14:58,445
Yes, he's good.

302
00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:00,621
He's a monster.

303
00:15:00,741 --> 00:15:02,595
He's making cuts...

304
00:15:03,396 --> 00:15:07,039
Woodwinds and Brass for now.

305
00:15:07,159 --> 00:15:09,741
The union will have
something to say about that.

306
00:15:10,653 --> 00:15:12,790
You can't just come in
and install your friends.

307
00:15:12,910 --> 00:15:14,784
Oh, I doubt he has any friends.

308
00:15:15,159 --> 00:15:16,822
I was him once.

309
00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:19,304
You still are.

310
00:15:22,159 --> 00:15:23,509
[Belt buckle clangs]

311
00:15:23,629 --> 00:15:25,178
[Record scratching]

312
00:15:26,349 --> 00:15:29,158
Let's get Bizet!

313
00:15:29,159 --> 00:15:31,158
All: Whoo!

314
00:15:31,159 --> 00:15:34,158
[Classical music]

315
00:15:34,159 --> 00:15:35,158

 


316
00:15:35,159 --> 00:15:37,930
Oh, shit! Look who got here.

317
00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:40,158
This party's about to get fucked up!

318
00:15:40,159 --> 00:15:44,333




319
00:15:44,453 --> 00:15:46,420
You got to try my new invention.

320
00:15:47,159 --> 00:15:48,827




321
00:15:53,739 --> 00:15:56,158
I call it the "ganjanome. "

322
00:15:56,159 --> 00:15:57,311
Nice.

323
00:15:57,431 --> 00:15:59,419
Okay, I'm gonna go to bed.

324
00:15:59,539 --> 00:16:00,697
Oh, just stay up a while.

325
00:16:00,736 --> 00:16:02,689
Have a drink, relax, you
know, go fucking apeshit.

326
00:16:02,722 --> 00:16:05,647
- You go fucking apeshit.
- I am fucking apeshit!

327
00:16:05,823 --> 00:16:07,190
Listen, hot guys are on their way over.

328
00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:08,369
Do you want me to save you one?

329
00:16:08,382 --> 00:16:09,268
No.

330
00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:10,708
Well, there's a flutist out here,

331
00:16:10,747 --> 00:16:12,043
and he wants to play you in "showdown,"

332
00:16:12,076 --> 00:16:15,235
and he thinks he's awesome,
but I think you can destroy him.

333
00:16:15,355 --> 00:16:16,408
No.

334
00:16:16,528 --> 00:16:18,870
He said the oboe was an
undernourished clarinet.

335
00:16:18,883 --> 00:16:20,792
Fuck you, love you, goodnight, Lizzie.

336
00:16:20,811 --> 00:16:23,853
All: Hailey! Hailey! Hailey!

337
00:16:23,905 --> 00:16:27,155
Hailey! Hailey! Hailey!

338
00:16:27,275 --> 00:16:28,667
[Cheers and applause]

339
00:16:29,364 --> 00:16:30,869
I hate you guys.

340
00:16:31,514 --> 00:16:33,808
All right, okay. Everybody shut up.

341
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,039
Final bets.

342
00:16:35,332 --> 00:16:37,501
Oh, 20, all right.

343
00:16:37,553 --> 00:16:38,856
Place your bets.

344
00:16:39,159 --> 00:16:40,628
Final bets.

345
00:16:49,957 --> 00:16:52,921
- Whoo! Romantic, baby.
- Two shots.

346
00:16:59,361 --> 00:17:01,865
Two shots! Two shots!

347
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,158
This is the piano arrangement.

348
00:17:09,159 --> 00:17:11,420
It doesn't matter.

349
00:17:11,766 --> 00:17:15,869
[Playing flute]

350
00:17:16,159 --> 00:17:18,485




351
00:17:28,520 --> 00:17:30,637
[cheers and applause]

352
00:17:30,757 --> 00:17:32,744
Boom.

353
00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:37,640
Come on, come on, come on.

354
00:17:38,485 --> 00:17:41,762
- All: Oh.
- Baroque. Three shots!

355
00:17:42,709 --> 00:17:46,158
[Playing oboe]

356
00:17:46,159 --> 00:17:48,159




357
00:18:02,934 --> 00:18:04,039
Yeah!

358
00:18:04,159 --> 00:18:05,824
Take that, bitch!

359
00:18:05,845 --> 00:18:07,493
Not bad.

360
00:18:09,159 --> 00:18:11,158
[Playing flute]

361
00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:15,158




362
00:18:15,278 --> 00:18:18,158
Round and round it goes.

363
00:18:18,159 --> 00:18:20,124
Who knows where it's gonna end up?

364
00:18:20,159 --> 00:18:22,159




365
00:18:29,106 --> 00:18:31,159
[cheers and applause]

366
00:18:36,159 --> 00:18:38,140
[Man laughs] Whoo!

367
00:18:38,159 --> 00:18:40,159
[Whistling]

368
00:18:56,517 --> 00:19:00,252
- [Hits off-key note]
- All: Oh!

369
00:19:00,662 --> 00:19:02,789
Yes. Yes! Yes!

370
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,692
I got to put pants on.

371
00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:09,159
[Cheers and applause]

372
00:19:11,155 --> 00:19:12,550
Shit.

373
00:19:12,936 --> 00:19:15,420
How do I look? Tranny train wreck?

374
00:19:15,430 --> 00:19:17,649
No, you look fine. You look totally fine.

375
00:19:17,680 --> 00:19:19,039
- Yeah?
- Why?

376
00:19:19,054 --> 00:19:20,446
Well, those dancers are here.

377
00:19:20,446 --> 00:19:22,115
One of them, Alex Merriweather,

378
00:19:22,159 --> 00:19:25,039
my friend says he's, like,
the hottest thing at Juilliard.

379
00:19:25,429 --> 00:19:27,945
- I'm gonna seduce him.
- [Speaking indistinctly]

380
00:19:28,159 --> 00:19:30,144
- What are you talking about?
- So, yeah, it was, like...

381
00:19:30,176 --> 00:19:32,350
It's been incredibly hard
since my boyfriend died.

382
00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:34,039
I've been really lonely.

383
00:19:34,255 --> 00:19:36,039
- Hey.
- Hi.

384
00:19:36,079 --> 00:19:38,131
Is it, uh, cool if I
join you guys out here?

385
00:19:38,159 --> 00:19:40,231
Yeah, I'm Lizzie. This is my place.

386
00:19:40,351 --> 00:19:42,239
- That's my roommate.
- Hey.

387
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,798
Yeah, we met.

388
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:46,314
I'm sorry about your boyfriend. That's...

389
00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:47,836
that's horrible. How'd he die?

390
00:19:47,844 --> 00:19:49,415
Bubonic plague.

391
00:19:49,847 --> 00:19:52,582
I got it, too, but I made it.

392
00:19:52,702 --> 00:19:53,877
- [Chuckles]
- [Window opens]

393
00:19:53,997 --> 00:19:56,158
Lizzie, you better get in here.

394
00:19:56,159 --> 00:19:57,875
There's kind of an emergency.

395
00:19:58,201 --> 00:20:01,832
- Vomit in your victrola.
- Oh, fuck! That's an antique!

396
00:20:01,952 --> 00:20:03,290
Most victrolas are antiques.

397
00:20:03,322 --> 00:20:05,155
I'm just gonna purel
this bitch right quick,

398
00:20:05,195 --> 00:20:06,848
and, um, I'll find you.

399
00:20:15,235 --> 00:20:16,920
[Lighter clicks]

400
00:20:18,117 --> 00:20:19,534
[Inhales sharply] You want some?

401
00:20:19,654 --> 00:20:22,262
Oh, no, thanks. Smoke is the enemy.

402
00:20:22,382 --> 00:20:25,039
- [Both laugh]
- Shit. Sorry.

403
00:20:25,159 --> 00:20:29,158
- [Shivers] Oh, it's freezing.
- Oh, here.

404
00:20:29,159 --> 00:20:34,349
So... so you play just,
like, unbelievably well.

405
00:20:34,358 --> 00:20:35,916
Thanks.

406
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:41,167
North Carolina, right? I'm from Nashville.

407
00:20:42,521 --> 00:20:44,333
That's kinda close, I guess.

408
00:20:44,353 --> 00:20:46,684
Yeah. Yeah.

409
00:20:46,948 --> 00:20:49,024
Kind of.

410
00:20:56,159 --> 00:20:58,438
It's a pretty overwhelming place, huh?

411
00:20:59,639 --> 00:21:01,624
Totally.

412
00:21:02,621 --> 00:21:05,410
I feel like all I spend my time doing

413
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:08,351
is, like, figuring out how to make money

414
00:21:08,361 --> 00:21:11,158
and then figuring out
how to be a good roommate

415
00:21:11,161 --> 00:21:12,708
and a good daughter, and, like,

416
00:21:12,828 --> 00:21:15,059
none of it is about the art.

417
00:21:15,883 --> 00:21:18,696
- So when I'm successful...
- You think it'll be easier?

418
00:21:18,816 --> 00:21:21,658
It better be. [Chuckles]

419
00:21:23,159 --> 00:21:24,742
You know...

420
00:21:25,526 --> 00:21:27,561
I've always wondered something.

421
00:21:28,732 --> 00:21:32,039
Do your lips hurt after you play like that?

422
00:21:32,630 --> 00:21:34,748
Um, I mean,

423
00:21:35,114 --> 00:21:37,353
they used to.  But now
I guess they're, like,

424
00:21:37,384 --> 00:21:41,037
kind of used to being used, so...

425
00:21:47,939 --> 00:21:50,900
That shit was fucking disgusting.

426
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:55,154
And Hank had an accident on your bed too.

427
00:21:55,358 --> 00:21:58,849
Oh, shit. Okay, thanks for your scarf.

428
00:21:58,969 --> 00:22:00,712
Sorry.

429
00:22:04,682 --> 00:22:06,758
It's freezing outside my apartment.

430
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:10,158
Feel like my tits are gonna fall off.

431
00:22:10,159 --> 00:22:12,081
'Cause they're frozen.

432
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,158
Can I borrow that?

433
00:22:15,827 --> 00:22:18,159
[Snoring]

434
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,599
Oh, my God.

435
00:22:30,077 --> 00:22:33,181
- What the fuck, mom?
- Sorry.

436
00:22:33,466 --> 00:22:37,159
[Indistinct chatter, music playing]

437
00:22:43,807 --> 00:22:47,159
[Squawking]

438
00:22:48,978 --> 00:22:50,932
I sound horrible. I suck.

439
00:22:51,052 --> 00:22:52,712
But I practiced last night.

440
00:22:52,718 --> 00:22:54,621
- I focused on my breathing like you said.
- Duncan,

441
00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:57,039
shut up. Just... just shut up.

442
00:22:57,070 --> 00:22:58,399
Get me a glass of water.

443
00:22:58,998 --> 00:23:01,512
I'm extremely hungover,
and I'm not proud of it.

444
00:23:01,753 --> 00:23:03,786
[Knocking on glass]

445
00:23:04,190 --> 00:23:07,159
- [Mouthing words]
- Okay, I know.

446
00:23:09,159 --> 00:23:12,039
- Each breath is a bridge to another breath.
- [Cell phone chimes]

447
00:23:12,342 --> 00:23:14,158
Hailey, it's Cynthia.

448
00:23:14,184 --> 00:23:15,886
I don't care what the hell
you're doing right now.

449
00:23:15,911 --> 00:23:17,946
Drop it and get over to the symphony hall.

450
00:23:17,954 --> 00:23:19,852
Rodrigo is holding auditions.

451
00:23:19,884 --> 00:23:21,643
They're seeing Woodwinds until 11:00.

452
00:23:21,676 --> 00:23:23,069
You didn't hear it from me.

453
00:23:23,109 --> 00:23:25,699
I can't fucking believe this is happening.

454
00:23:26,343 --> 00:23:28,494
Okay, where were we?

455
00:23:28,818 --> 00:23:30,544
Hailey, go.

456
00:23:30,862 --> 00:23:33,158
You can sneak out through
the service elevator.

457
00:23:33,159 --> 00:23:35,551
- What about your mom?
- I'm not afraid of her.

458
00:23:35,747 --> 00:23:37,261
And anyway, if you get that job,

459
00:23:37,277 --> 00:23:39,223
she'll brag to everybody
that her son takes lessons

460
00:23:39,231 --> 00:23:41,158
from an oboist at the New York Symphony.

461
00:23:41,159 --> 00:23:42,863
Get out of here.

462
00:23:44,678 --> 00:23:45,785
Bye.

463
00:23:46,754 --> 00:23:50,158
[Playing oboe]

464
00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:51,159




465
00:24:09,159 --> 00:24:11,159
What do you think?

466
00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:19,323
- I... I...
- Perfect, right?

467
00:24:19,344 --> 00:24:21,298
Yes.

468
00:24:22,010 --> 00:24:23,873
Next!

469
00:24:23,993 --> 00:24:25,158
Grazie.

470
00:24:25,159 --> 00:24:28,159
[Dramatic classical music]

471
00:24:29,159 --> 00:24:31,159




472
00:24:41,159 --> 00:24:44,158
[playing oboe]

473
00:24:44,159 --> 00:24:46,159




474
00:24:53,159 --> 00:24:55,158
Write this down.

475
00:24:55,701 --> 00:24:58,673
I want a turkey sandwich

476
00:24:59,233 --> 00:25:01,289
with no mayonnaise.

477
00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:03,437
What does it say?

478
00:25:03,467 --> 00:25:06,348
Turkey sandwich with no mayonnaise.

479
00:25:06,765 --> 00:25:08,221
Okay.

480
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:12,158
[Dramatic classical music]

481
00:25:12,159 --> 00:25:14,159

 


482
00:25:26,155 --> 00:25:29,158
[playing oboe]

483
00:25:29,159 --> 00:25:31,159

 


484
00:25:34,969 --> 00:25:38,196
Thank you. Next.

485
00:25:38,918 --> 00:25:41,039
It's over, sir.

486
00:25:41,065 --> 00:25:44,158
[Dramatic classical music]

487
00:25:44,159 --> 00:25:46,159




488
00:26:07,159 --> 00:26:09,159
[sniffles]

489
00:26:16,749 --> 00:26:18,357
Fuck.

490
00:26:58,159 --> 00:27:00,159
[Plays note]

491
00:27:05,159 --> 00:27:08,158
[Plays oboe]

492
00:27:08,159 --> 00:27:11,159




493
00:27:48,636 --> 00:27:52,158
[rest of orchestra plays]

494
00:27:52,159 --> 00:27:54,159




495
00:27:55,710 --> 00:28:03,680
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496
00:28:03,730 --> 00:28:08,280
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